Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls (Have I Offended Someone?)
(Well)
Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
All the way
(That's right, all the way!)
That's the way they go
Every day
(That's right!)
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow . . .
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
Warren Cuccurullo . . .
Catholic Boys!
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
Catholic Boys!
Vinnie Colaiuta . . .
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?
Everybody!
Everybody dance!
Catholic Girls!
Carmenita Scarfone!
Catholic Girls!
Hey! She gave me VD!
Catholic Girls!
Toni Carbone!
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!
VD Vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
And she's on her knees
She was on her knees
My little Catholic Girl
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well now)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well now)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
They would meet each other at the Social Club.
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts
But one night, Mary wasn't there
She was backstage at the Tower Theater
Sucking COCK
So she can get a ticket to meet Ike Willis for free . . .
Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls + Crew Slut (00:00)
Tracks 3 and 4 from Joe's Garage. Catholic Girls (4:25) Crew Slut 1979 Pumpko Industries Ltd.
@nightfevers
Oh my...get a job. You are probably the most boring person I have ever come across.
Author: cao821 - 1 month ago
2
"Zappa has been criticized for his lack of fresh ideas, especially on Joe's Garage, a fantasy about the rise and fall of a rock band, and for his overuse of perversity and sophomoric silliness"
Author: nightfevers - 1 month ago
3
Insulting? I think it's a tribute to women, celebrating their flaws.
Author: Lilja124 - 1 month ago
4
Frank Zappa had hit singles on the Billboard 100:
Valley Girl #32 (#12 U.S. Rock Chart)
Dancin' Fool #45
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow #86
Burnt Weeny Sandwich #94
He had at least two gold albums.
Author: jtubebx1 - 1 month ago
5
Lou Reed? Talk about someone that was lucky to have a career in music. If someone gave You a million dollars and a year on a Greek island, you would still be a Moron.
Author: orth2081 - 1 month ago
6
I'm catholic, I'm actually pretty conservative, but I love this song. Insulting to women? Youre just trying to pretend to look more inteligent than you actually are. It's not about belittling women, it's about society. There is so much in this song, many good points actually, and you're just too stupid to see that. It's not particuliarly well written, or not that zappa has amazing musical talents here but he says alot in these songs. And exactly like cao821 said, if you don't like it why listen?
Author: QueenetBowie - 1 month ago
7
trimmed this video and made a ringtone 0:05 - 0:45 on zutone{.}com
Author: aswappiluka - 1 month ago
8
@nightfevers
well then if you think this is bad then you should never watch prime time tv and should never watch HBO